As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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