hotel room ftw
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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