thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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