Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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