Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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