used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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