Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
nutella sex= disaster
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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