evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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