So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Girls should come with a carfax report
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
