My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Bring me that man meat
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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