my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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