How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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