Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
