god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
