she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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