I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
