So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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