i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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