He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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