Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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