Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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