I wanna bring you to show and tell
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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