They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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