OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
This beer is not sobering me up at all
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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