that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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