The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
