lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
