I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
