I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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