I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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