You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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