I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
handjob tips. give me some.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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