the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
