Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Lo siento on account of my penis...
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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