I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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