Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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