He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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