I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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