I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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