I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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