You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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