You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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