me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Im part way to drunk.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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