Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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