I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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