I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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