Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I believe in your delicious
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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