you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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