roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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