you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
