i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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