Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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